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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
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Real Fact Of D Millenium.
"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,
It''ll Surely Hit..
A Dog
Or
N ENGINEER." :-)
148 chars (1 sms)
Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...
Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath
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Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
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She Broke my Heart..:-(
I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
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Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...
"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
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Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???
Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
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"Aaj Ki Dua"
Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!
Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf
Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki
Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!
Ameen
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Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)
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Rukain
Abhi Delete mat karye ga.
Neechay karain
Or Neechay
Thora Or Neechay
Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
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Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na
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LAHORE Or KARACHI Main Agar Taliban Aa Gaye
''hAmY''....
Tu Kaisi Lagey Gi Burkhey Main Meera Aur Sheeri Rehman...
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Ab Pappu Ke Poems Choti Classes Mey Parhai Jaen Ge
Baby Baby Yes Pappu,
Eating Sugar No Pappu,
Telling Lie No Pappu,
Pen Your Mouth Pappu Pappu Pappu ...
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Purani Kahawat Hai K Sone K Time
Tension Ko Sath Le Kar Nahi Sona Chahiye.. ..
Lekin Phir Bhee Log Pata Nahi
Kyoon Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Sath Le Kar Sote Hain.?!
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Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
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